ELDEN BLING - Digital Download Only

Steam banned the game so this is the only way you can get it... Actually, that's a lie, it's $1 cheaper on STOVE INDIE because I'd prefer you to buy it there instead. Algorithm etc...

Your purchase encourages me to continue doing reta*ded things. Thank you for your support.

Summary

Tyrone was sm*king some good w**d, but it was laced with fe****yl... Damn, now he's dead. Seek the ELDEN BLING, powerful artifacts once belonging to the Pharaohs themselves, and rewrite your destiny...


Features

• Play as Tyrone
• Accidentally ove*dose on fe****yl
• Drip yourself out with the ELDEN BLING
• Really good (not janky) inner city inspired souls-like combat
• Epic boss battles representative of real world issues
• Unforgettable schizophrenic game design
• 0% of game sales will be donated to charity

Digital Download Information

Game will be immediately downloadable after purchase.