ELDEN BLING - Physical Edition + Digital Download

Free shipping within the USA!

Steam banned the game so this is the only way you can get it... For now at least.

This first print run will be marked as a special "FIRST EDITION" which will surely make it a valuable collectible. Get multiple copies and give them to your friends. $6 shipping for the first copy, $2 for each additional one. A digital download is included too, so you won't even have to open it.

Your purchase encourages me to continue doing retarded shit. Thank you for your support.

If you'd prefer a Flash Drive instead of a DVD, that option is available for $12 more. It comes in a modified DVD case (same artwork) that will hold the flash drive. The flash drive will have the ELDEN BLING logo on it too. Wow.

Summary

Tyrone was smoking some good weed, but it was laced with fentanyl... Damn, now he's dead. Seek the ELDEN BLING, powerful artifacts once belonging to the Pharaohs themselves, and rewrite your destiny...

Features

• Play as Tyrone
• Accidentally overdose on fentanyl
• Drip yourself out with the ELDEN BLING
• Really good (not janky) inner city inspired souls-like combat
• Epic boss battles representative of real world issues
• Unforgettable schizophrenic game design
• 0% of game sales will be donated to charity

Package Contents

PC DVD-ROM / Flash Drive with full color printing, full color 1-panel insert, full color DVD case cover, cellophane wrapped. Not marked for retail sale.

International Shipping

Shipping is available to the following countries:

Australia, Austria, Bahrain, Belarus, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Chile, China, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, England, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greenland, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Japan, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Montenegro, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Qatar, Romania, Saudi Arabia, Serbia, Singapore, Slovak Republic, Slovenia, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Turkey, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United States of America.

Don't order if you're not on here or I will have to refund you. USA shipping is free. International shipping is $20 for first copy, $10 for each copy after that.


If you'd prefer only the digital download, you can get that here: https://teamsneed.gumroad.com/l/elden-bling-digital-download-only